I got attacked at work by a yorkie today... It was pretty cute.
He was young and didn't like me trimming the hair around his face (I'm a dog groomer) and decided "well hell, I'm going to bite the groomer girl." He didn't bite hard, but after that he "bit" me every time I tried to trim his bangs. It was a LITTLE annoying because he took 2x as long as it would normally take me to groom him, but it was really cute. He got all grumpy with me.
His name was Duke. So I started calling him "The Duke of Yorken," and saying things like "the Duke of Yorken is not amused!"
I think I MAY have been slightly sleep deprived... Hmmm...
Either way. He bit